The masterplan
The Bright Starr Academy are proud to present SHARKS!!! OF SHEFFIELD.
Artists impression of the incredible new sharkarium:
Floor plans show the internal detail:
Following public consultation, some responses to queries have been made available:
What type of sharks will be exhibited? A thresher shark, a great white shark, a wobbegong and a blue shark. Special exhibits will be put on from time to time.
Might I suggest extending the opening hours a bit? Following the overwhelmingly positive response to the plans, we are pleased to announce that opening times have been extended to 9-4, Sunday to Thursday.
I'm a little worried about the inclusion of the trap door. Following feedback, investigations are being made into alternative arrangements. The possibility of installation of a second lift is being reviewed.
You haven't been watching Deep Blue Sea have you? No.
How will public safety be ensured? We will have lifeguards all around the tank in case of accidents.
How will animal welfare be ensured? There will be a diver who gives them food and stuff.
Is there any risk from flooding? No. We will be building it on a steep hill.
Will there be some kind of grand opening? Yes. There will be a tombola in which you can win a shark. There will also be a big bonfire and fireworks.
Will there be any special offers in the first week? The first 20 people will get a £5 discount on the first day. For all others, it will be £1 cheaper in the first week.
Will there be somewhere to park my dog? A kennel will be provided.
Will the café be serving any organic produce? Yes, of course it will. Pizza, soup and salad sandwiches will be available.
Will there be members of Sheffield Sharks Basketball team volunteering? No.
Are any other animals welcome? Sharks only.
Artists impression of the incredible new sharkarium:
Floor plans show the internal detail:
Following public consultation, some responses to queries have been made available:
What type of sharks will be exhibited? A thresher shark, a great white shark, a wobbegong and a blue shark. Special exhibits will be put on from time to time.
Might I suggest extending the opening hours a bit? Following the overwhelmingly positive response to the plans, we are pleased to announce that opening times have been extended to 9-4, Sunday to Thursday.
I'm a little worried about the inclusion of the trap door. Following feedback, investigations are being made into alternative arrangements. The possibility of installation of a second lift is being reviewed.
You haven't been watching Deep Blue Sea have you? No.
How will public safety be ensured? We will have lifeguards all around the tank in case of accidents.
How will animal welfare be ensured? There will be a diver who gives them food and stuff.
Is there any risk from flooding? No. We will be building it on a steep hill.
Will there be some kind of grand opening? Yes. There will be a tombola in which you can win a shark. There will also be a big bonfire and fireworks.
Will there be any special offers in the first week? The first 20 people will get a £5 discount on the first day. For all others, it will be £1 cheaper in the first week.
Will there be somewhere to park my dog? A kennel will be provided.
Will the café be serving any organic produce? Yes, of course it will. Pizza, soup and salad sandwiches will be available.
Will there be members of Sheffield Sharks Basketball team volunteering? No.
Are any other animals welcome? Sharks only.
Great idea! I think there's a site currently available next door to St Lukes in Crookes.
ReplyDeleteYou could also get funding from supervillains, they love a shark tank.
Kind regards
Tom Brooks
Will you be rescuing other sealife like squids, turtles, dolphins and big cods? If not why?
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DeleteWill the shark tank have seaweed at the bottom that conger eels might like to hide in?
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DeleteThis is the kind of thing that would put Sheffield on the map as a tourist destination!
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DeleteI am over 18 but not yet a grown up. Will there be a discount for Grandads?
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DeleteWill the publicity department be releasing any musical jingles or advertising for “Sharks!!!” ? do keep us apprised if so!
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DeleteBAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!
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